16-Page Hens Itinerary Will Be Nowhere As Fun As Best Man’s Plan For “Golf, Maybe The Rippers?’

16-Page Hens Itinerary Will Be Nowhere As Fun As Best Man’s Plan For “Golf, Maybe The Rippers?’

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT

WHAT A DAY: As the big day approaches, the stark contrast between the best man’s bucks itinerary and the bridesmaids’ 16-page hens extravaganza is causing quite a stir.

While the guys gear up for a jam-packed day of golf, complemented by the promise of a chance encounter with some ‘rippers’.

In comparison, the bridesmaids, who diligently crafted an epic hens night plan over weeks, are now facing the brutal reality that their meticulously detailed 16-page masterpiece may not hold a candle to the sheer excitement the guys are brewing up — a day that will see them ending up sitting around a table, dusting off the old plate, and reminiscing about the glory days of high-school, a ritual they seem to engage in every weekend.

The battle of the pre-wedding parties has everyone on edge, eagerly anticipating which event will go down in matrimonial history.

On the day of the hens party, the bride’s enthusiasm took a nosedive after the second round of “what did the Groom say.” She couldn’t help but wonder what thrilling escapades the boys were embarking on.

It seems the 16-page itinerary might have missed the mark, and the bridesmaids are left contemplating whether they should have traded a few pages for the boys more laissez faire approach.

More to come…

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