Toorak mother blissfully unaware of her son’s love for punching cones

Toorak mother blissfully unaware of her son’s love for punching cones

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | clancy@betootaadvocate.com

TOORAK mother of three, Diane Williamson, says she couldn’t be happier about her oldest son finding a new group of friends to go skateboarding with – providing they wear helmets.

“So many kids spend all their time inside nowdays, I’m just glad Charlie has found a group of friends that like getting outdoors. I feel like a hip mummy when I use their skateboarding lingo… ‘ripping cones’.

“He loves going down to the skate park to rip cones with those boys.”

Diane feels the hobby of skateboarding is a great way for young boys to pick up life skills.

“Just the other day I found him cutting off a bit of the garden hose to help repair his skateboard… those things require a lot of maintenance, he has pretty much pinched every pair of scissors in the house!”

Charlie’s mother claims she has noticed a noticeably positive attitude change in her son as well.


“Every afternoon he comes home from skating, he always finds the time to curl up on the couch with his little brothers to watch their Spongebob cartoons. Ripping cones really tuckers him out,”

“I have no problem with skateboarding so long as they are wearing helmets, brain damage is my number one concern.”

27 Responses to "Toorak mother blissfully unaware of her son’s love for punching cones"

    • Redditor   December 14, 2014 at 7:57 pm

      Im surprised noone has given you gold yet.

      Reply
  1. Ayy lmao   December 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    Ayyy lmao!

    Reply
  2. Jim   December 16, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Im sorry to break it to you but your ignorance and neivity is down right stupid and should grow up considering you are a 40 something year old woman who apparently has never been a teenager, hes smoking marijuana and hes using the scissors to chop it up and the hose as a downstem to smoke bongs.

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    • Josh   December 17, 2014 at 4:41 am

      Looks like Jim needs to rip a cone…

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    • ye   December 17, 2014 at 5:04 am

      way to fucking ruin it Jim

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    • Blay Zit   December 17, 2014 at 6:07 am

      You must be fun at parties.

      Reply
    • jordan   December 17, 2014 at 6:56 am

      Why would you rip that mothers heart out. So what he smokes at least he’s not out shooting up Heroine. Let the kid be happy and the mother be happy. She may never trust her child again because you ruined something that was working. He may have told her eventually but you suck Jim.

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    • Darude Sandstorm   December 17, 2014 at 6:57 am

      the fuck bruh?

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    • Jose Gardnez   December 17, 2014 at 1:18 pm

      GODDAMMIT JIM!!

      Reply
    • Dammit Jim   December 17, 2014 at 1:38 pm

      What the fuck Jim?

      Reply
    • megagtron   December 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm

      “he’s dead jim”
      but really you’re a dick.

      Reply
    • John Denaro   December 18, 2014 at 7:24 pm

      jim is a slimey narcotics agent. I can smell the stench of bacon

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    • That man   December 19, 2014 at 3:22 am

      Jim, “punching cones” is just another way to say “shredding the bowl”. I can’t believe you would think this is about smoking the THC drugs. That’s just wrong. Kids these days are too good and pure to do such unspeakable things like smoke the weeds. Weeds are bad for you and if smoked regularly, can actually break bones. Stop accusing this poor boy of taking the bong and let him punch cones in the skate bowl if it makes him happy.

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    • That man   December 19, 2014 at 3:22 am

      Jim, “punching cones” is just another way to say “shredding the bowl”. I can’t believe you would think this is about smoking the THC drugs. That’s just wrong. Kids these days are too good and pure to do such unspeakable things like smoke the weeds. Weeds are bad for you and if smoked regularly, can actually break bones. Stop accusing this poor boy of taking the bong and let him punch cones in the skate bowl if it makes him happy!

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    • Jim you Cunt   December 19, 2014 at 11:01 am

      Ffs Jim u prolly take a cock easier than a joke.

      Reply
  3. Chris   December 17, 2014 at 4:38 am

    Shut up Jim, you dick

    Reply
  4. Ayy Lmao   December 17, 2014 at 6:08 am

    ayyy lmao

    Reply
  5. not jim   December 17, 2014 at 7:22 am

    Jim’s just mad cause he can’t rip cones and skate ~,^

    Reply
  6. josh   December 17, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    first few comments were all fun and them jim comes along and hes our new bin laden now lol

    Reply
  7. Fuck you Jim   December 17, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Fuck you Jim.

    Reply
  8. Ayy_Lmao   December 17, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    HI, as a frequent /r/trees user and advocate of the MMA (Marijuana Memes Association) I’d just like to say that Jim is a very good friend of mine. We like to hang out and ‘punch cones’ (smoke trees lol) together. I met him at a notorious fedora convention when he was wearing a shirt that said “420 blaze it”. Also his mom was really hot so I invited him to get our /r/trees on and after we smoked a whole bowl from my MFLB [Magic Flight Launch Box] we went for munchies at taco bell and got a Doritos Taco and some Mtn Dew Baja Blast.

    Did I say I’m at a [10] btw?

    [11] ayy lmao

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    • megatron   December 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm

      ayy lmao

      Reply
  9. Jeroalemsy Rustconwhonsen   December 18, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    Personally, I find this to be of amusing.
    ,4d.neytghxgiphetxyy

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  10. Isabella_catt1@Hotmail.com   December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am

    The man
    Fuck you weeds as you call em will not break your bones I have smoked since I was 16 I’m fine
    It’s safer then drinking
    Helps with pain/cancer pain
    And hemp found in “weeds” is used in so many things

    Reply
  11. Penny Dreadful.   May 25, 2016 at 2:01 am

    My son skates pipes, too. Do I need to worry?
    My son skates, pipes too. Do I need to worry?

    Reply

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