Kim Jong-un saves North Korean innings with top score of 807*

The Korean leader broke his own personal record of 700 not out in the process. Errol Parker writes from Pyongyang.

Kim Jong-un saves North Korean innings with top score of 807*

30 September, 2015. 15:03

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

THE SUPREME LEADER of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) has paved the way for a North Korean victory on day two of their test match against Cuba in Pyongyang yesterday. The 32-year-old scored a quick-fire 807 not out in the last session of the day’s play, putting the Koreans in the drivers seat at 2/1276 overnight.

Prior to his brilliance with the bat, Kim Jong-un took the three key wickets in the Cuban top order. Switching up from his usual slow left-arm chinaman deliveries, the Korean leader brought everything to the table in the first Cuban innings. Halfway through an over, he decided to switch his bowling arm. The bold move paid off for Kim, as his leg-spin proved to be as effective as his left-armed bowling.

Nobody in the Cuban team was able to pick his wrong-uns, cementing Jong-un as one of the most talented spin bowlers in the world today. The Cuban captain himself said, after being bowled around his legs by a magical leg break delivery that drifted and turned hard out of the rough, that the world leader was a force to be reckoned with in world cricket.

“He bowls like the best and bats like he’s the Bradmon [sic],” said Cuban captain Javier Ojeda Ortiz. “He chooses good areas with the ball and hit us all over the park. True Bradmon.”

Speaking from the DPRK change rooms, Kim was buoyed by his team’s success against a tough outfit, but was quick to quell any suggestion that he was the standout.

“I was just lucky on the day,” said Jong-un. “My encyclopaedic knowledge of the Cuban weaknesses came to fruition. I’d like to thank my lieutenants for bowling to me in the nets all week. Very subtle game of cricket.”

“As all my countrymen know, Cuba are the best cricketing nation in the world. We are hoping to finish this job in time for me to take a Concorde to London and help our rugby side take home the Web-Ellis”

The Koreans resume tomorrow on 2/1276 with the Cubans staring down the daunting task of chasing down a projected total of  27800 runs before Friday.


14 Responses to "Kim Jong-un saves North Korean innings with top score of 807*"

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  2. George Wheeler   September 30, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Anthony Mundine could have ‘dun’ more ‘dan’ ‘dat’.


  3. Dylan   September 30, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    Please follow up on this article and let us know how he goes in the coming days! It’s good to hear about other countries like North Korea and Cuba. Cheers!

  4. Sean   September 30, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    Sachin who???? Brian who???

  5. Mosharrof Rubel   September 30, 2015 at 11:03 pm

    New Brain Lara!

  6. sivanesh   September 30, 2015 at 11:20 pm

    great talent….all the best

  7. Josh   October 1, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    What a genuine shit truck, reckon my u10 squad could beat nth Korea

  8. deano   October 1, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    His batting partner chi ting cnut int bad either

  9. Joe Bloggs   October 1, 2015 at 11:12 pm

    Ha ha the man is a deluded idiot

  10. Vinny   October 2, 2015 at 6:48 pm

    Hahaha this is fucking hilarious.

  11. Kim Jong-un   December 12, 2015 at 2:31 am

    I like the catch the Supreme Leader took. Fielding at deep third-man on the boundary he ran the full length of the field, dived and took the catch left handed just before the ball went over the long-on boundary. Incredible.

  12. Follow me @Arbabasu   January 6, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Is it even true???

  13. Kim Il-sung   March 19, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    You so-called Journalist western imperialist lackeys should all be sentenced to at least 15 years hard labour in the excellent Pyong-yang Rehabilitation and Attitude Correction Institute for mis-quoting the Supreme leader. He would never say “In time for me to take a Concorde” as he would always pilot it himself. Yours, concerned, Kim Il-sung, President for Eternity, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

  14. W.G. Grace   March 19, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Overlooked in this incredible performance is the pressure Kim Jong-un maintained on the Cuban batsman standing up as ‘Keeper to his own pace bowling. His stumping of his oppisite number with a difficult leg-side take is one of the classic and inspiration pieces of modern cricket. Yours sincerely, W.G. Grace and W. H. Crockford esq, Editors, Wisden’s Almanac, C/O MCG and Lords, St John’s Wood Rd, London NW8 8QN, England.


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