Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Drifts Off While Thinking About Christmas At Mooloolaba, Prawns

"I guess I've earned a bit of a break after this year's campaign. I'm rooted. It's like every day is the day after a hangover"

Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Drifts Off While Thinking About Christmas At Mooloolaba, Prawns

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The Acting Prime Minister appeared rather distant during question time today, as he spent up to 45 minutes fantasising about the upcoming Joyce family Christmas at Mooloolaba.

While Treasurer Scott Morrison sparred with opposition MP’s about plans for extra schools funding, the Member for New England began to drift off, while thinking about a tray full of Moreton Bay bugs and an esky stacked with Crownies and ice.

The 49-year-old has for many years spoken about his love of the Sunshine Coast Bushie-Mecca of Mooloolaba, a pilgrimage he makes every Summer holidays either for Christmas or Australia Day and has done since he was an accountant based in Western Queensland.

Speaking to The Betoota Advocate while having a cigarette outside the Ministerial Wing of Parliament House, Joyce said Mooloolaba is just one of those places where he really gets to turn off.

“Mate. It has been one hell of a year [puffs cigarette].

“I cannot fucking wait. In three weeks time I’ll be drinking pint-sized rum and cokes and eating more prawns than the Sunshine Beach Woolies is willing to give up”

“I’m already planning the road trip. The girls will be flying straight from Uni to Brisbane airport. We’ll be up there by the 18th”

“I guess I’ve earned a bit of a break after this year’s campaign. I’m rooted.

“It’s like every day is the day after a hangover. Worn out”

 

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