Women’s Toilet Graffiti Discovered To Be A Lot Nicer Than Blokes

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

YOU ARE SO LOVED! It can now be reported that graffiti found in women’s toilets is a lot more positive than the kinds of things found in men’s cubicles, which are found to contain multiple variants of ‘call this number for a good time’ and crude sketches of penises.

Through extensive ground research, The Advocate has learned that girls toilets in dive bars are reporting a very different kind of graffiti – words of affirmation.

The most common affirmations are said to include ‘you are loved’, ‘you are worthy’ and ‘good things are coming to you.’

In addition to lovely statements, beautiful poems and drawings of flowers are also a common find.

“It was really nice. I went into the toilet to do a grog bog and found myself reading a beautiful poem about the moon”, says one local punter.

It appears that drunk women are not only the nicest supporters in person, but also with a pen.

However the same sadly can’t be said for men’s dive bar toilets, which are said to have a 70% chance of containing the words ‘cock’, ‘fart’, ‘shit’ and ‘cum.’

More to come.