Hold the phone!

Australia’s national price gouger is offering the deal of a century, but hurry, because it won’t last!

Today only, you can get a $798 dollar flight package from Brisbane to Cloncurry.

It is only one way, and the flights back to Brissy are going to be roughly two grand a pop, but for people who aren’t familiar with the regions, any flight to a regional centre is normally more expensive than flying to Europe or America.

However, despite the $798 one-way flights being incredibly cheap, it does have a catch. It’s worth noting though that the flight departs Brisbane on the 7th of October, 2022 at 6:00 am and has a 32-hour layover in Townsville.

But, while you will have to pay the better part of the average weekly paycheque after tax and allocate two days for the trip, you’ll be in the Curry wonderlusting it up for the time of your life!

Because, as they always say about the region, “once you set foot in the Curry, you’ll leave your life behind!”

So, get on the phone or the computer and book your flights now, because with one major airline holding a monopoly on regional routes with no one enforcing their social obligations, prices won’t get better than this!


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