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A honest Queensland cop is today preparing to face approximately one question from the media, about some highly coincidental share trading back in the day.
Peter Dutton, the humble copper worth 300 million dollars courtesy of a property and childcare portfolio, has confirmed that there is absolutely nothing to see regarding his share portfolio.
“Nothing to see here,” laughed Dutton in an exclusive interview with The Advocate.
The questions to the Opposition Leader come after it was revealed that he bought shares in 3 of the major banks the day before the government announced a bailout package, for the major banks…
News.com.au confirmed he had not previously bought or sold any shares for the previous three years, according to his parliamentary records.
While many would assume that buying shares in the major banks the day before they were given billions of dollars is prettyyyyy fucking suss, Big Short Peter Dutton has said it’s all gravy.
“Haha, no one in the traditional media is going to make a peep about this,” laughed Dutton.
“Same way they are going to stop reporting on polls now that Labor has just ticked ahead in the two party preferred polls.”
“Or they generally don’t care to run the magnifying glass over why I gave 423 million dollars to a shack on Kangaroo island to run our offshore detention without a proper tender process.”
“So take your woke lefite bullshit somewhere else.”
“I bough them on a hunch, and that’s that.”
More to come.
