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Our biggest trading partner has today made quite a splash in the Tasman Sea.
China has responded to the backlash in the Australian media for its live fire drills in the Tasman, by sending a few warships back down south.
However, this time around, they allegedly plan on making it count.
Military insiders have confirmed that they’ve uncovered a plot to kidnap the Australian Prime Minister next time he plans to go for a swim off the coast at Portsea.
The ambitious play comes some 60 years after the last Australian PM disappeared into the ocean.
While it was never cleared up what actually happened, and who took Harold Holt, it’s believed the Chinese are now looking at having a crack at the current PM.
“They are reportedly going to lie in wait until Albo ducks into the water for a quick dip,” said one insider.
“So Albo has been urged to avoid going swimming on the Mornington Peninsula for the foreseeable future.”
The bold move comes after media figures and politicians have looked to stoke outrage and fear over Chinese warships conducting routine military drills in international waters.
Of course China never entered Australian or Kiwi waters, but the usual suspects have used the drills to insinuate that China is about to invade and we’ll all be speaking Mandarin in 5 years time.
That does now look more likely though, after confirmation they are trying to steal our Prime Minister.
More to come.
