Tigers And Titans Heading To Vegas A Pretty Good Sign It's Time To Wrap The Whole Thing Up

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Underground rugby league soothsayers are today making a big prediction about the future of the NRL.

A hidden network outside of the V’landys regime have today leaked to The Advocate that Vegas Round might be coming to an end.

This comes after the NRL announced that the Storm, Tigers, Titans and the Parramatta Eels will be heading to America to kick off the 2027 season.

The announcement, to very little fanfare outside of the regular cheerleaders of St Peter, has made waves in the soothsayer community.

“It’s time to wrap it up,” said one local rugby league folklorist Ed Ray.

“Titans and Tigers to kick off the round in Vegas?”

“Storm putting 50 on Parra?”

“For Christ sake. That’s fucking grim”

“Playing the opening games with two meaningless fixtures a million miles away in pursuit of the American gambling dollar…”

“At the holy shrine to soullessness.”

“Peter may have flown to close to the sun.”

“Let’s just get back to first principles. Tigers at Leichhardt”

“Bunnies v Chooks”

“Cows v Bronx”

“Simple stuff”