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A 34 year old man has been stuck thinking about the glory days of first person shooting, after stumbling across his younger cousin’s playing one of those new-gen games.
“These kids have no idea about the glory days of FPS” said George Finchly, who used to go by the gamer tag xXDaRKmAtterZXx.
“There was soul in the game back then, all these kids know about now is free to play clash royale shooters with micro transactions”
“What do they even know about 1V1 Snipes only on Rust map in Modern Warfare 2?” Ryan lamented.
The 34 year old, who’s gaming peak was during the early 2010’s Call Of Duty trick shot era, believes the art of a clean 360 no-scope is all but gone.
“It was an art back then, a trick shot edit along to a Skrillex song on YouTube was actually respected.”
“Now days there’s hardly any edits, kids spend most of their time watching streamers! It’s unbelievable!” George reflected.
George says the camaraderie of Xbox Live lobbies — while occasionally toxic — built character in ways modern voice chat never could.
The 34 year old still remembers the exact sound of a throwing knife hitting a final kill in Search and Destroy.
“These days it’s all battle passes and aim assist — no one even quickscopes anymore” he scoffed.
He insists that true gaming skill was measured by how fast you could YY and reload cancel before jumping off a crane.