Local Man Opts For Fish n’ Chips After An Unpleasant AI Glitch In Pub’s Melbourne Cup Specials
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man has decided to run with the fish n’ chips option this afternoon,
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800-Year-Old Sacred Djab Wurrung Trees Not French Enough For Hipsters To Be Upset About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The disastrous fire of two old towers that may or may not have been up to
Kim K’s Claims Of Studying Law Verified After She Mentions It In Every Conversation She’s Had
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law. The
Tragic Notre Dame Fire Provides Perfect Excuse To Rehash Old Photos From 2013 Eurotrip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s wanderlust-enthusiasts are today arguably as heartbroken as the Parisians over a catastrophic fire
Julian Assange Arrested On Charges Of Not Shutting The Fuck Up About All That Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London last night, on
WrestleMania 2019 Overshadowed By Heavily Manufactured Plot Twists In MAFS Finale
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world’s biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble
Local Man On Bucks Party In Vegas Pleads The 5th On Phone Call Back Home
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically
Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent
Trump To Declare National Emergency To Fund Construction Of Giant Rahul Dravid Along Border
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news coming out of the home of the brave and the land of the free,
Elon Musk Calls Hakeem al-Araibi’s Lawyers Pedos After They Refused His Offers Of Assistance
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Elon Musk has weighed into another South-East Asian drama, this time trying to intervene in
Paris Hilton Reportedly Willing To Give It Another Shot With Millsy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American heiress and cosmetics billionaire Paris Hilton has today been quoted in some soulless Hollywood magazine
Report: Probably Could’ve Kept That One To Yourself Liam
VERI RASHANAL | Opinion | CONTACT Actor Liam Neeson faces a barrage of criticism today over an interview in which he admitted