Local Man Opts For Fish n’ Chips After An Unpleasant AI Glitch In Pub’s Melbourne Cup Specials
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man has decided to run with the fish n’ chips option this afternoon,
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Gus Visits Rome To Discuss Moving Origin To Only Place Fitting For This Gladiatorial Spectacle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The iconic Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has touched down in Sydney just in time for the final
Man Dragged Around Italy By Girlfriend Gutted That Real Carbonara Isn’t Made With 1L Of Cream
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It was supposed to be the trip that brought all of his Christmases at once, but
Opinion: Here’s Why King Henry VIII Might Be Problematic
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage CONTACT Having never studied history due to lack of time between extension English and Drama, I have
Hong Kong Protestors Storm Parliament To Call For An End To Cattle Industry In Rural Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a dramatic development out of the global financial hub of Hong Kong this morning, protestors
America Reckons They’ve Finally Found A Country They’d Be Able To Beat In A War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some developing news out of the land of the free and the home of the
Hell Finally Gets Some Decent Furniture, Wins Michelin Hat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fiery, torturous eternal afterlife known as hell has been awarded a Michelin star at the
Milan Edges Out Regional Victoria With Winning Bid To Host 2026 Winter Olympics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some news out of Europe today, it has been officially confirmed that Rural Victoria’s
Human Kind To Be Spared Of Most Emotional And Overthought Drake Album Yet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In breaking news out of the North American continent, it looks like the world will not
Justin Bieber Publicly Reveals That He’s Never Watched Any Of The Mission Impossible Movies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Justin Bieber has surprised the world this week with comments that suggest he’s not very
Man Who Bought 9 Beers On Tiger Flight To Thailand Says He’s Got Haggling Down To An Art
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Six-foot-tall Betoota Dolphins prop, Jason Ristrome, today made the bold statement to his mates
Redundancies Expected At Nigerian Arm Of ATO Following News Apple’s Discontinuing iTunes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Abuja based arm of the Australian Taxation Office (ATO) is today reeling from the news
Netflix Audiences Demand More Movie Artwork Of Jason Statham Diving Sideways While Shooting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As cable and free-to-air continue to struggle in Australia, a new study has been