Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Long-Awaited Sequel To ‘The Great Depression’ Begins Pre-Production
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Fans of drama get ready! After years of audience speculation, several world leaders have confirmed that
UN Liveability Report Finds Every Nation Deserves The Dignity Of At Least One Fijian Winger
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A new report has been released by the United Nations today, with one particular finding of
Japanese PM Admits Greatest Shame Is Allowing Grown Men To Drive Around As Nintendo Characters
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has opened up about
Wallabies Fan Drinking 9% Tinnie On The Train Shudders Imagining This Being Allowed Back Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young Wallabies fan touring Japan has had a shocking thought today. Sipping upon a 9%
Justin Trudeau’s Blackface Scandals Disappear After Hiring Chris Lilley As PR Crisis Manager
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | CONTACT During a crisis, it is commonplace for high profile figures to seek assistance from the cream
Media Kinda Loses Interest In Global Pedophile Ring Run By Billionaire Who Broke His Own Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two
Planet Still Looking For Way To Highlight Scientific Facts Without Upsetting Old White Cunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The overpopulated residents of the environmentally strained planet of Earth, are now at a loss of
Neopet Starves To Death After 15 Years Of Neglect
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact In a shocking case of animal abuse it has been confirmed today a unconfirmed number of
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Now Linked To The 2009 Jackson 5 Skit On Hey Hey It’s Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Justin Trudeau is scrambling to halt further damage to his re-election campaign after being met with
Stressed Holiday Organiser Says You Can Pick The Fucking Hostel Next Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After achieving the milestone of finishing highschool as friends, a group of young mates have now
Cotton-Wool-Wrapped Gen-Z Hasn’t Even Had Cartoons Interrupted By Planes Flying Into Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of tomorrow, there will be legal adults walking the planet who were not alive when
New Movie Casts Christopher Walken As Cheeky But Loveable Father Figure With A Dark Side
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In entertainment news today, a new movie has been announced casting Christopher Walken in an exciting