Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Local Dad Still Yet To See Jordan At Halfway Point Of 2001 Teen Romance ‘Save The Last Dance’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two months in iso, local dad Kel McCaffertey (54) has really been getting to know
‘Oh Well, At Least I’m Not In America Right Now’ Sighs Unemployed Local Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an effort to find some consolation amongst the current circumstances, local Job Seeker Alisha Wilson
Comrade Dutton Heartbroken By The News That The Neoliberal Wall Street Shill Has Beaten Bernie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Bernie Sanders has ended his presidential campaign today, clearing Joe Biden’s path to the
Unprecedented: White House Confirms President Trump Only Running Off 6 Hours Sleep A Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In good news for the United States Of America, the White House is today reporting that
“They Better Not Thank God For This” Says Exhausted Vaccine Scientist Pulling 20 Hour Shifts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian public and government rapidly reacquaint themselves with the importance of science and organisations
“Not This Year, Earth Hour”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Unless you are directly receiving emails from the official organisation, then it might surprise you that
American Out Of Toilet Paper Forced To Wipe With A Gun
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT At the time of writing, the USA is now leading the world in confirmed cases of
North Korea Praised For Closing Borders To Protect Civilians From Virus
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unexpected move, the World Health Organisation has praised North Korea for beating the coronavirus,
British Press Frantically Scheme How To Blame ‘That Witch’ For Further Infecting The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As British Royal Family enthusiasts freak out about Prince Charles’ Covid-19 diagnosis, the UK press are
You Know In Europe, They Kiss On Both Sides Of The Elbow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greeting people in 2020 can be awkward enough: Do you bop fists? Go in for an
Media Urged To Only Refer To 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic As “These Uncertain Times” To Avoid Panic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of five days ago, The World Health Organisation has announced that COVID-19 is a pandemic.
Compilation Of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’ Somehow Actually Worse Than Global Outbreak Of COVID-19
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of thousands of people are now suffering from a new illness caused by watching celebrities