Local Man Opts For Fish n’ Chips After An Unpleasant AI Glitch In Pub’s Melbourne Cup Specials
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man has decided to run with the fish n’ chips option this afternoon,
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Furious Argument Outside Local Hellenic Cafe Somehow More Civilised Than Presidential Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The elderly post-war migrants currently berating each other outside the Hellenic Cafe in Betoota’s
2020 Presidential Debate Equipped With Steel Chair, Trash Can, Ladder, Scattered Brass Tacks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In less than half an hour, the first US presidential debate between Donald Trump and Democratic
US Government Able To Secure Purchase Of 2nd-Hand Ex-Cab Falcon With Trump’s Tax Contribution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Trump Administration have today dismissed the bombshell revelations that the President has evaded federal income
Nation Where GP Appointments Cost More Than President’s Tax Bill Says Medicare Is Communism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With 44 days until the American presidential election, the same old issues that never change are
Sir Attenborough Blown Away By All The Rather Forward Young Women In His Instagram Comments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sir David Attenborough has spoken out today, revealing that he’s been overwhelmed by the reaction
Left-Wing Fake News Intentionally Misreport US COVID Death Toll As 200,000 Instead Of 196,993
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Donald Trump has accused the ‘left-wing fake news media’ of exaggerating the US COVID-
President Trump Nominates Meat Loaf As Supreme Court Judge To Replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has caused quite a stir today, after revealing he has already put
Mate ‘Stranded Overseas’ Looks Like She’s Having A Better Time Than 95% Of Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the global pandemic rolls on, up to 25,000 Australians are still reportedly trapped overseas,
Barnaby Joyce Also Blames The Australian Greens For Record-Breaking Wildfires In California
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The scenes of wildfire devastation and apocalyptic smoke coming out of America may appear familiar to
Year 4 Students Boycott Philosopher’s Stone After Learning J.K Rowling Got Cancelled On Twitter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British author JK Rowling has been dealt a devastating blow today, after the world’s Year
Public Shocked As Celebrities Give Baby Stupid Name
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Planet Earth has been left spinning dizzily on it’s axis this week after it
Californian Wildfires Remind Australians That The Blue Mountains Are Still So Fucked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dense wildfire smoke in the US state of California has made its way to the