Millennial Can't Explain Why Music Sounded Better When It Was Torrented And Played Off These
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local millennial has admitted he cannot adequately explain why music sounded objectively better when it
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Report: A Good Day To Stay Off The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from planet earth, today is a pretty good day to stay off
Bali Regular Offers Almost Comically Inaccurate Explanation As To Why Indonesia Is Currently Rioting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian expat based in the spiritual Balinese town of Ubud has today provided her friends
US Border Agent Asks Traveller If He Still Eats His Poo Because That Might Be A Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A routine trip through US Customs has taken a confronting turn for one local man traveller
Kiwi Solder Convicted Of Spying After Leaking Details Of All 15 People In Their Navy’s WhatsApp Group
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A New Zealand serviceman has today been convicted of espionage after leaking the membership of the
NewsCorp Editors Brainstorm Whether They Can Get Away With Anthony Hamasbanese
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sharpest minds in traditional media have today come together to try and harness their combined
Bob Odenkirk Lives Out Suburban Man’s Dream Of Flogging Disrespectful Randoms Disturbing His Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rather unlikely assassin has this week provided a local man with a much needed dopamine
Defence Lobbyist Behind $368 Billion Arms Deal Weirdly Trying To Drum Up Fear Around China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A high profile military industrial complex employee has this week made sure to push the case
Report: The Lights Go Out And I Can’t Be Saved
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Social media users around the country have today woken up to a stunning moment from a
News Corp Demand To Know Why PM Isn’t Wilfully Destroying Ties With Our Biggest Trading Partner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The large propaganda arm of the Rupert Murdoch machine has today lashed out at Australia’s
“Haha Nah It’s Not That Hot,” Says Australian In London Who Is Clearly Dying
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Australian expat in London has today insisted he is completely fine despite exhibiting all the
Netanyahu Government Disputes Claims That They Are The Joe Pesci Of The Middle East
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As US President Donald Trump pushes for a ceasefire between Iran and Israel, the world watches
Nation That Jails Citizens For Seeking Basic Reproductive Healthcare Vows To Liberate The Women Of Iran
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT As the US begins military strikes on the 92 million people of Iran, questions are