Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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Ronaldo’s Habit Of Diving On Floor After Slightest Contact Preventing Nurses From Treating Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Portuguese footballing superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is causing a bit of a scene, it can be confirmed
Whales Urged To Download GPS Map Updates
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Cetacean experts have called on all migrating whales to download the latest GPS map updates
Biden Quietly Inquires About Dr Stone Cold’s Availability In Event Trump Goes Back Into Hospital
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden has revealed a bold election campaign ploy today. The Democratic Leader
Trump Supporters Pray Their President Only Has A Mild Case Of The Virus They Don’t Believe In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The militant supporters of Donald Trump have taken his advice today and are refusing to let
Broke Senior Citizen Gets His Own Hospital Bed As America Begins Trialling Free Healthcare
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Government has today shocked its citizens by announcing it has begun trialling free
Fears Grow For Trump’s Ability To Overcome COVID-19 As An Obese, Elderly, Low-Income American
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American news outlets have today released footage of President Donald Trump arriving at Walter Reed National
Trump Family Records More Cases Of Community Transmission Than Entire State Of Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the United States Of America, Donald and Melania Trump have officially
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19. And that
Presidential Debate Gives Haunting Insight Into How Incompetent The 328 Million Others Must Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The first of the US Presidential debates has come and gone today, with 90ish minutes of
Furious Argument Outside Local Hellenic Cafe Somehow More Civilised Than Presidential Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The elderly post-war migrants currently berating each other outside the Hellenic Cafe in Betoota’s Flight
2020 Presidential Debate Equipped With Steel Chair, Trash Can, Ladder, Scattered Brass Tacks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In less than half an hour, the first US presidential debate between Donald Trump and Democratic
US Government Able To Secure Purchase Of 2nd-Hand Ex-Cab Falcon With Trump’s Tax Contribution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Trump Administration have today dismissed the bombshell revelations that the President has evaded federal income