RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australian is expected to deliver its third rate hike of 2026 this
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US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19.
And that has led the nation, rightly or wrongly, to issue the statement – fucking lol.
“Tonight, (the first lady) and I tested positive for COVID-19,” the president tweeted.
“We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately.”
It’s believed the President is currently trying to figure out whether to inject hand sanitiser or simply drink it from the bottle.
The pair were tested for the virus after the president’s top aide Hope Hicks returned a positive result.
Much, much more to come!