Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, some of our nation's greatest business and political minds are
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Report: Of Course He Managed To Somehow Fuck Up This Submarine Deal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Melbourne Cup done and dusted for 2021, all eyes have turned back to Prime
Scotty Addresses World Leaders: “Now… This Is Coal. Don’t Be Afraid! Don’t Be Scared. It Won’t Hurt You…”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Presidents and Prime Ministers from around the world have today dropped their heads in unison, as
PM Regrets Not Bringing A Few Foreign Policy Advisors With Him To Glasgow Instead Of 4 Cameramen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today learnt how expendable he is when it comes to
UK Learns That Deporting Anyone Willing To Work A Shit Job Means The Shit Jobs Don’t Get Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that
PM: “I’d Go To The UN Climate Change Conference If Glasgow Wasn’t Such A Shithole”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison has reportedly made a decision on whether he’s going to personally attend the
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to
North Korea’s Successful Long-Range Missiles Tests Somehow A Feel Good Story In Current News Cycle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of good news stories have been left tentative this week as North Korea successfully tested
Liberals Wait A Good 3 Weeks Before Joining America In Another War We Will Also Likely Lose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to Scotty From Marketing’s newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian
New Zealand Says Keith From New Plymouth Will Shoot Any Aussie Sub That Enters Kiwi Waters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! There are some fighting words from across the ditch today! Following the news of
Local Big Unit Begins Working On His Summer Rig After Being Inspired By Kim Jong Un’s Glow Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Betoota Dolphins 3rd Grade prop, Rick Chassis (37) has today laced up the ASICS and
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota’s aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights