Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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Gun Enthusiasts Outraged as Joe Biden Places Restrictions On Surface-To-Air Missiles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT US President Joe Biden has enraged American gun enthusiasts with new restrictions on several popular types
“Well Thank Goodness That’s All Over!” Says White America
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT White Americans, from the College lawns to the Oval Office are today cheering at the news
French Foreign Legion Unveil Elite New Training Facility To Rival Australian Navy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that will appease Australia’s Little Man Syndrome on the global stage, our
Chinese Military Drop Claims To South China Sea After Learning About Australian Twerk Division
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after reports the Chinese military is
JK Rowling Suggests New Trans Tasman Bubble Isn’t A Real, Biological Bubble
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fabled author JK Rowling has criticised the new Trans Tasman bubble this afternoon just hours after
Christians Observe First Victim Of Cancel Culture, Jesus Christ
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s
Australian Who Spent Last Week Defending His Beloved Queen Now Embracing Proud Irish Heritage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time
“It’s Got Nothing To Do With Her Ghosting Me!” Screams Piers Morgan As Tears Stream Down Face
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure
Queen Suggests A Family Catch Up In Paris So Harry And Meg Can Discuss Their Issues In Person
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan’s
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable
Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard