Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Australia Moves To Ban Maple Syrup Because Fuck You Too Canada
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Albanese Government has today announced a ban on the importation of Canadian maple syrup, citing
Elon Musk Brutally Trolled During Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Slipping Over His Own Banana Peels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tech billionaire/ Space Karen Elon Musk has faced scrutiny from the gaming community again today, just
Norfolk Island’s Economy Reeling After Trump Slaps A 29% Tariff On Deb’s Famous Carrot Cake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The proud external territory of Norfolk Island is today facing an uncertain future, after US President
PM Clarifies Australia Doesn’t Import American Beef Because It Sucks And It’s Full Of Germs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has shut down any talk of Australia importing American beef, citing two
Bloke From South Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Somalia’s No-Fly Zone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Auckland may just be the most dangerous place on planet earth. That’s according to
New Teslas Now Come Equipped With Car Nuts To Try And Salvage Last Viable Demographic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT All new Teslas will now be rolled out with a sleek set of car nuts in
Piastri Slips Into Button-Up Check Shirt, Baggy Jorts And Downs A Pint In New Aussie Gen Z Tradition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s brightest young stars is today taking some time out to enjoy himself,
NASA Astronauts Arrive Back On Earth To Learn The Lefties Are Torching EVs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The two NASA astronauts who were stranded in orbit for nine months have today confirmed that
Stranded NASA Astronauts Head Back To Space After Seeing Current State Of The World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The stranded NASA astronauts have splashed down on Earth on moments, ending what began with a
King Sends Nice Portrait To The Mint In Case They Change Their Mind About The $5 Note
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact King Charles III has sent an informal portrait to the Royal Australian Mint, suggesting it be
Unable To Campaign, Barnak Bin Al-Joyce Heads To Yemen And Leads Offensive Against Saudis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals backbencher Barnaby Joyce has surfaced in Yemen after weeks off
Trump Says Hollywood Will No Longer Be Allowed To Portray Russians As Action Movie Villains
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US president Donald Trump this week put forward a new law that will now make it