WA To Tackle Bird Flu Outbreak The Way They Insisted COVID-19 Should've Been Dealt With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian poultry farmers are on high alert, after a second case of the deadly H5N1
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Geoffrey Rush Defamation Case Dubbed The OJ Simpson Trial For Inner-City Lefties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of elite inner-city creatives are glued to their TVs this week, as they momentarily
Sharehouse Couch Begins New Journey With Sharehouse That Just Walked Past It On The Street
Residents of ‘The Snake Pitt’ have regretfully moved their three-seater couch on to the street this morning after three
McAvaney Rushes Out Of Commentary Box For Cold Shower After Winx Almost Brings Him To Climax
Iconic horse caller Bruce McAvaney has today stormed out of the commentary box at The Valley in Moonee Ponds this
Local Woman Justifies Latest Extravagant Purchase By Telling Herself She Got A Lot Of Points For It
A local shopper has used questionable logic today to justify her latest splurge on the credit card. Rolling through Betoota
Single Friend Forced To Relay Most Mundane Details Of Dating Life To Salivating Girlfriends
“Oh my god, babe, tell us EVERYTHING!” demanded Samantha on behalf of the four other women in long term relationships,
Halloween: Horse Costume Somehow Slutty
A local 18-year-old has reached new heights in the Halloween costume department tonight after somehow making the much
Man Who Has Never Visited The Goldie Before Cuts Out The Middleman And Glasses Himself
LOUIS BURKE | Cadet | CONTACT Despite having a disposable income and below average intelligence, Darren Callaghan has yet to visit Queensland’
Darwin Praised As Only Capital City Not Currently Fucking Up A Light Rail Project
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The capital of the Northern Territory is today being complimented by the rest of the country.
“What’s This Prick Up To Now?” Asks Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a few years laying relatively low, Tom Waterhouse is floating around again. The son of
Local Man Can’t Wait To Spend Next Fortnight Living As An Outlaw In The Late 1800’s Wild West
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A morbidly obese Betoota Heights resident has today made it clear that he will not be
Barnaby Joyce Dresses As Richard Di Natale For Halloween At Parliament House
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Former Deputy Prime Minister has stolen the show at a poorly-attended Parliament House Halloween
Coworker Who’s Always Talking About Her Shares Is In A Real Mood This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A soft but widely audible ‘fuck’ poured out of Isabelle Rutland’s mouth this