Randwick Council Honestly Believes New Parking Meters Would Last Longer Than A Week In Maroubra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been hilarious scenes in Sydney's South-Eastern beaches this week, as Randwick
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Malcolm And Lucy Turnbull Laugh Hysterically To Themselves Before Voting For Clive Palmer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT North Bondi Primary School stood still this afternoon, as former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and his
New Poll Finds Keeping The Bastards Down South Honest Key Voter Issue For Katter’s Electorate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT From Mt Isa, to The Curry, to the Southern suburbs of Cairns and the Northern suburbs
Labor Volunteer In Balenciaga Sneakers Says Albo Will Boost Minimum Wage For Workers Like Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation heads out in droves to the pre-polls, Australian voters are now finally
Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man from Betoota Grove, our town’s version of Mosman, Ascot or Toorak, has
Polling Station In The Top End Of Town Under Impression This Is A Democracy Sausage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove primary school has been caught selling gourmet sausages wrapped in a
Random Independent Who Didn’t Even Campaign Remaining Optimistic He’s The Next Ricky Muir
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Looking to topple our town’s current representative in Canberra this morning, a little
Nation’s Pubs Experience Sharp Spike In Heavily Embellished Yarns About Hawkie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation is mourning the death of Australia’s 23rd prime minister Bob Hawke, who died
Media-Deprived Dastyari Found Chained To A Bar Heater In Albo’s Childhood Houso Flats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With all analysts pointing to a convincing victory for Shorten in tomorrow’s Federal Election, it
Jesus Confirms His Dad Totally Planned For Israel Folau To End Up Playing Footy In Japan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nazareth-native Jesus H. Christ has told journalists this afternoon via a religious medium
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his
Dutton’s Security Detail Can’t Wait Til Sunday When They Can Stop Pretending To Like The Cunt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an immediate reshuffle in government departments expected over the weekend, and a number of Liberal
Uncle Tone Deaf Criticised For Gammin Comments About Bob Hawke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Uncle Tone Deaf has today been criticised for showing an uncharacteristic lack of