Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has
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Report Finds Adults Who Ride Piaggio MP3s Were Breastfed Well Into Kindergarten
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report carried out by Australia’s peak scientific body, the CSIRO, has found a
Normal Food Immediately Becomes Trendier With ‘Byron Bay’ Or ‘Bondi’ Added To Name
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As Australian cities continue to self-alienate in order to form the semblance of some identity
Local Hipster Student Levels Up With New Anti-Tarantino Rant
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If you think Tarantino is a good director, then you’re an uneducated fuckhead, according to
Local Woman Ordering English Breakfast Waits Patiently To Be Asked Why She Doesn’t Drink Coffee
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact With leathery and floral hints, and only half the caffeine of a cup of coffee, ordering
Report: England Agree To Soft Border With Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The British Government, represented by a envoy made up of park crickets, has agreed
Tissue Thrown Onto Sydney Train Track Derails Entire Public Transport System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Things have gone from bad to worse for Sydney commuters today. In an unfortunate series of
“There’s A Couple Thousand Schooners With My Name On Em” Says Headmaster After Big Book Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local headmaster is treating himself to a 5 o’clock shower this afternoon it can
Lorna Jane Orders Emergency Shipment Of Activewear After Being Stormed By Book Week Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of Lorna Jane outlets around the country have been left reeling this week, after thousands
World’s Most Important Man Says You Can Wait While He Tries To Turn Over Double Lines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Toot your little horn all you want, he doesn’t give a fuck. The
Mr Sandman Mercifully Takes Cricket Fan Off To Dreamland During The Rain Delay
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Laughing at Joe Root’s decision to bat first, watching Warner get settled and
Overly Competitive Stay-At-Homers Urged To Calm The Fuck Down About Book Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Emergency services have are on stand-by outside The Betoota Base Public School this morning, as
Businessman Still Using Ozemail Address From 1997 Says The Internet Is Just A Fad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The business brought the curse of the internet to Australia and the investment that