Enough Talk: Hastie And BRS To Settle Differences At Local Paintball Skirmish, Winner Gets Canning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There have been inches and inches of online conjecture, memes and opinion regarding the seemingly degraded
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Mother Of The Bride Put On Probation After 10th Phone Call Before Breakfast
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Getting engaged is one of the happiest moments in a person’s life, it’s a
Sharehouse Resident Prepares For Exhilarating Game Of Brushin’ Roulette
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Ali Murphy is sick with Adrenalin this morning after she arrived in her share house bathroom
Coronavirus Linked To That Shitty Car Your Aunty Used To Drive
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After first being traced to a food market in Wuhan, then linked to a mediocre Mexican
Bloke Promises Girlfriend A Nice Dinner In Hopes Of Wrangling A Couple More At The Pub
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Alcohol loving man Nathan Shuck is clutching at straws this evening after learning his girlfriend is
Twist: Great Barrier Reef Apparently On Fire Now Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what has been hardly a slow start to the year for lovers of shit news,
90% Of Eastern Seaboard Forget How To Drive Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to
Sea-Changing Boomers Ask Council If They Can Do Anything About Noise Coming From Those Waves
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Waterfront property homeowner Tom Bradley had been penning a poorly structured Facebook status about millennial snowflakes
MAFS Producer Fired After Pairing Up Two People Relatively Suited To Each Other
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the cutthroat world of reality television, a Channel Nine producer is
Bird Droppings On Clean Car Linked To Greens
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Mere weeks after apparently single-handedly causing the massive bushfires that have devastated much of Australia, the
Man Sitting In McDonald’s Looks Up And Wonders Why In The Fuck Sky News Is On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last night around eleven, Mark Rolands was sitting in the Betoota Heights McDonalds doing a bit
Quarantined Australian On Christmas Island Tunes Into Local TV; Asks To Go Back To Wuhan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese-Australian currently stuck on Christmas Island has asked to be taken back to Wuhan today
Iowa Caucus Team Confirm They Used Same Computer That Government Used For Census
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The technical team behind the disastrous Iowa Caucus count have apologised for their shortcomings and confirm