Sydney Man Suddenly Becomes Very Sentimental As Distant Queenslander Uncle’s Funeral Lines Up Perfectly With Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Balmain man is rummaging through his luggage cupboard this morning as he prepares
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Air Dryer Ditched Mid Gust In Favour Of Jeans
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Unfortunately, as much as ditching wasteful disposable products is good for the environment, it does occasionally
New Improved Claw Machine Features Weaker Claw Design
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A problematic design flaw in the ubiquitous claw machine has been corrected with a new improved
Nervous Bachelor Deeply Regretting Ordering BBQ Wings On First Date
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A nervous bachelor has royally fucked up in the presence of a potential suitor by committing
Coastal Home Repossessed After Falling Short Of Decorative Starfish Quota
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A dramatic scene unfolded in Betoota’s coastal sister town Magpie Bay as an honest family
‘I’mma Gift Myself A Little Friday Arvo Blow Out’ Says Local Bachelor On Valentine’s Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is currently treating himself to a little bit of self-loving this evening. With
Quiet Australians To Now Be Known As The Upgraded Footy Club Canteen Australians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sports rort scandal continues to worsen this week, Scotty From Marketing has been forced
Report: Plastic Servo Rose Should Do It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A new report has found that a plastic rose from the local servo, valued at only
Ute With DILLIGAF Sticker On The Back Slows Down For Speed Cameras Despite Stating Otherwise
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today, Betoota Ponds was the scene to what many are calling the most cowardly act
Plump Goatee Owner Is Unsurprisingly American
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from our great State’s capital of Brisbane, the owner of a big
Creative Wastes Entire Month Writing In Cafe After Not One Person Asks What His Novel Is About
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Hipster and self-titled ‘local creative’ Aimon McGrouther (29) is concerned he may not have invested his
George Calombaris’ Restaurant Group Still Somehow In Better Shape Than The National Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Under fire celebrity chef George Calombaris has today confided that it’s not all doom and
Frantic Ten Year Old Sprints To Thaw Chicken As Mum Pulls Into The Driveway
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Stephanie Fields had been spending her Saturday afternoon mucking around on her laptop when she heard