I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Gladys: “Do You Ever Look At Someone And Think, ‘How Fucking Dumb Are You?'”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Police Minister has said something he probably shouldn’t have again today,
Woman Confused By People Who Watch Her Instagram Story But Then Don’t Say Hello In Person
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact In some more confusing news to come out of Betoota this morning a local woman
School Of Hard Knocks Advises Students To Stay At Home, Or Break Into Other Peoples’ Homes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact With Australian schools closed due to coronavirus, even online schools are taking safety measures, with
Old Bastard Who Works Up The Shops Reckons He Flew A Boeing Before All This Shit Happened
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This old bastard that works up at the Woolworths Metro in the Old City keeps telling
“I Knew Virus Was A Storm In A Tea Cup” Says Bloke With Two Years Worth Of Bog Roll At Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As COVID-19 lock down restrictions continue to ease around the country, the nation’s armchair epidemiology
Nation’s PE Teachers Rejoice After Learning It’s Okay To Bash Teenage Boys For Being Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PE teachers around Australia are today asking why it wasn’t brought to their attention earlier
Malcolm Finally Able To Justify Doing Up The Boathouse Thanks To HomeBuilder Scheme
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Malcolm Turnbull told The Advocate today that wife Lucy had ‘damn near twisted his arm off’
Black American Man Gives Himself A “Karen” Haircut To Avoid Police Brutality
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact With levels of police brutality in the USA high even for American standards, black and minority
“Who Stimulates The Economy Better Than A Cashed-Up Tradie?” PM Defends HomeBuilder Scheme
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has received the double thumbs up from the young blokes of his Sydney
NSW Police Posthumously Pardon Ivan Milat After New Evidence Reveals He’d ‘Had A Bad Day’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The late Australian serial killer, Ivan Milat, has today been exonerated of all charges – after new
Cronulla Admits ‘Drunk And Fragile White Lives Matter’ Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As America remains in the grips of rapidly escalating once-in-a-lifetime protests against racial inequality, Australians are
NSW Cops Defend Officer Behaving In A Way That Could Get An Entire City’s Nightlife Shut Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Police have today defended the actions of one of their own officers, who decided