"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Canberra Bloke Not Getting Ahead Of Himself But Yeah It’s Looking Pretty Good
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The next week could very well determine the result of the 2025 NRL Premiership. This comes
Kid Dressed As Ender Dragon From Minecraft Kind Of Defeats The Whole Purpose Of Book Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Book week is in full swing across Betoota (and the rest of the country) today, as
Jim Chalmers Kicks Of Productivity Roundtable By Buying A Whiteboard And Deleting Instagram Off Phone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s much hyped productivity roundtable is off to a cracking start today, it can
Local Saffa Retires To His Secret Second Living Room To Sulk About The Weekend’s Sporting Results
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local South-African-Australian, Eugène Terre’Blanche (43) has not been this disappointed in his home
Barnaby’s Job Under Threat From AI As Microsoft Invents Robot That Goes To Regional Shows In The New England And Gets Abused By Intellectual Townies And Farmer’s Wives While Consuming Four Cans Of Hahn Super Dry Mid Per Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce may soon find himself out of work, after Microsoft this
Sydney Concreter Orders An Ounce And Downloads Elden Ring
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Sydney man has today spoken to The Advocate about the bumper week he has
Qantas Offers Federal Court In Flight Meal Vouchers After Being Fined $90M For Illegally Sacking Workers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Qantas has been fined $90 million for illegally firing over 1800 staff members during the height
Wallabies Probably Gonna Win The World Cup Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for the handful of long suffering rugby union fans in Australia, it
Unions To Boycott Productivity Round Table After Leaked Documents Show Chalmers Is Only Providing The Povo Non-Cream Arnotts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Treasurer’s “Productivity Round Table” will be held in Canberra this week – with representatives
Woman Who Doesn’t Vape Or Punch Darts Probably Shouldn’t Have Tried A Zyn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has made the mortal mistake of spontaneously trying a Zyn on a night
Local Bloke In Heaven As Football Set To Perfectly Kick Off As The Footy Finishes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of blokes running around a ball of various shapes and sizes, is today
Environmentally Conscious Woman’s Handbag Now Full Of Bits Of Rubbish She Forgot To Throw Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s suddenly been hit with her quarterly urge to get her life together