Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
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PM Puzzled Why Workers Who Have COVID19 And Are Ineligible For JobKeeper Don’t Just Stay Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has asked why the working poor who have coronavirus and are ineligible for
Nation’s Reserve Grade Props Issue Emotional Plea For Cauliflower Friendly Face Masks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from across the Eastern Seaboard and a few Saffa heavy districts in Perth
“Oh Come On! Seriously?” Says South Coast NSW After 2020 Decides To Drop A Flood On Them Too
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2020 is officially taking the piss, according to the long-suffering people of South Coast NSW. “Oh
Neighbour’s Wether Magically Winds Up Butchered In A Freezer After Getting Lost On Local Farmer’s Property
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A nice four-tooth whether got lost over the weekend and found himself mustered into a local
Straight Man Makes Effort To Mention That His Misso Watches RuPaul In Front Of Gay Colleague
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an age of online activism, support and solidarity have become essential pieces of the ally-toolkit
Unsullied Eunuchs To Guard Melbourne’s Quarantined Hotels From Now On, Says Premier Andrews
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria has recorded its deadliest day of the pandemic with 19 new deaths overnight and 322
Premiere Of ‘Masked Singer’ In Doubt After Producers Learn About 1948 Charter Of Human Rights
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel 10 is currently at panic stations this afternoon, after hitting a major hurdle before tonight’
New ‘Holding The Ball Rule’ In AFL Somehow The Biggest Issue Victoria Is Facing Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Roos and the Demons clashed yesterday, telescopic batons and the skulls of self-described sovereign
Local Karen Transitions Into A Local Jodi After Purchase Of Muffin Top Jeans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local tupperware sales gun Karen Costello says up until 6 months ago the biggest issue she
Scott Morrison Will Speak Two Minutes After Dan Andrews Begins
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s Office has announced a press conference this morning for two minutes after
Report: Chocolate Digestives Will Have To Do
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Dan Wells had been enjoying a well-deserved rest at his nans when he was invited to
Bachelor Judges Readiness Of 11pm Chicken Nuggets By How Much It Hurts His Face To Open Oven
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Peering closely at the switches on the oven, local man Greg Haines tries to work out