Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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MCG Just Feeling Grateful They Have The Chance To Fuck The Pitch Up Again This Boxing Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being locked down for six months, Cricket Australia has given the Melbourne Cricket Ground and
Dan Andrews Has First Day Out Of Lockdown Ruined By All The Hipsters Trying To Stand With Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT About 16,200 retail stores, 5800 hospitality and 1000 beauty salons and 800 pubs have today
Plasterer Somehow Sheets Entire Floor Without Hiding Any Bottles Of Piss Inside The Walls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local plasterer has received a stirring round of applause today, after managing to pull off
Scotty Checks Address Book To See If Any Mates Want The Job Before It Goes To Tender
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The only way this country is going to shake this economic funk off is by building
Weekly Youth Show On Outback Indigenous Radio Station Just Two Straight Hours Of 2Pac Songs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new program director at one of the premier Aboriginal radio stations deep within the Diamantina
Victorian Police Told To Hang Up On Melbourne Boomers Already Dialling In Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne’s brutal 16th lockdown has come to an end, with retail and hospitality businesses now
Palaszczuk Secures Crucial Driller Vote By Announcing $50m In Funding For Logan Rap Videos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final lap of the 2020 Queensland election is upon us, and the incumbent Premier Annastacia
CSIRO Ask NRL For Permission To Study The Conversations Munster And Cheese Are Having On Day 3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The national scientific research body has today made a strange request. In a phone call with
Visiting IKEA Still Not Worth The Risk, Confirms Suddenly CovidSafe Boyfriend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “That places would be swimming with the Pangolin’s Revenge,” he said. “If you want in
Dan Andrews Loyalist Feels A Bit Sad About The Djab Wurrung Trees But Yay Small Bars Are Open
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local online-Labor diehard, Carmen Comphy (55) says Victorians should be patting themselves on the back right
Channel 9 Introduce Integrated Gambling Segment For Nightly News Program
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real sign of the times, Channel 9 has taken its programmatic gambling integration to
PM Criticises Dan Andrews For Not Mixing His Whiskey With Pepsi Max Like A Real Fucken Bloke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison, our Prime Minister and Bloke-in-Chief, has rolled his eyes and laughed at Dan Andrews