Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Local Alpha Male Raises Schooner Slightly Higher Than Everyone Else’s In Ultimate Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local bloke Donnie Thompson wants everyone to know that he has a big swinging dick. Or
ABC Points To Filo Cleaner On Nightshift In Ultimo Head Office As Example Of Media Diversity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 55-year-old service worker who has never once stood in front of a camera has today
Man Permanently Sears Taste Buds After Pumping Salt And Vinegar Chips With Nothing To Drink
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Like the flap of a butterfly’s wings, a small, inconsequential decision has led to a
Report: Victoria Has The Last Laugh
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report into the spicy cough that’s completely fucked this year and the next one
Gladys Slams Office Door; Tells Staff To “Fuck Off” After Admitting To Pork Barrelling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of New South Wales has retreated to her Parliamentary Office after a long day
Tinted WRX Idles In Alley Behind The Pub As Local Boys Gather To Pay Tribute To Maradona
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The world mourns the loss of one of the greatest footballers in FIFA history today, after
Meet The New TV Prodigy The ABC Have Identified As Flagship On-Screen Talent For 2022
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ABC has today unveiled a bright new talent to the nation. With the public broadcaster
Mum Begrudgingly Re-Invites Her Husband’s Extended Family For Christmas As Restrictions Ease
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove mother’s hopes for a nice, small Christmas have been dashed today after
P.E Nation Prepares For A Name Change To Distance Brand From Their Founder Pete Evans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent conspiracy theorist Pete Evans’ fall from grace continues today, as yet another corporate partner severs
Local Woman Quietly Notifies Friendship Group She’s Seeing Ex Again By Turning Off Location
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local woman Ella Clarke is done with the bullshit. There’s only so much one person
Report: Surely The Inspired Unemployed Lads Would Be Getting A Bit Of Action?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by every single bloke sitting next to their giggling missos on the couch
Scott Morrison Confirms His Evil Twin Brother, Greg, Was The Architect Of RoboDebt Disaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has confessed he wasn’t to blame for the human disaster