Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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“He Must Be Gay,” Parents Say As Son Comes Home For Christmas Unaccompanied Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Parents of a Lake Betoota degenerate have welcomed him home for another celebration of some magic
Sky News Intern Found Dismembered In North Ryde Skip Bin After Pitching Story Critical Of PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some horrible news out of North-West Sydney’s Bible Belt today, a promising cadet journalist
PM Suggests Parents Get Their Little Bastards Australian Coal For Christmas This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison hasn’t let this businesss with the Chinese get him down this
NT Police Chief Calls For Sympathy Towards Men Who Bash Kids To Make Up For Their Tiny Cocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northern Territory’s top police officer said he would not “throw anyone under the bus”
Chippy Hoping This Trade War Sorts Itself Out Before She Runs Out Of Chinesium Drill Bits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local carpenter admitted to The Advocate this afternoon that geo-politics isn’t one of her
Local Man Still Fuming After Mother-In-Law Suggests He’s Been In A Good Paddock
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Departing Adelaide for the Paris of Australia, Dennis Rollins said he loves coming to Melbourne this
Santa’s Tell All: Why Stockbroker’s Kids Get Cooler Toys Than Houso Kids
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT An ageing fat man with a predilection for sliding down chimneys in crimson garb and
Resident Cockroach Appalled By The Living Conditions In Local Share House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “These people are animals,” he said. “I can’t it any longer, I’m moving out.
Height Of Comedy: Office Manager Busts Out Of Men’s Room Wearing Santa Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In a hilarious sequence of events, a man dressed as Santa has appeared in a Betoota
Cash From Grandma Will Always Be Most Practical Gift Local Man Will Ever Receive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are many practical things Greg Toad would’ve liked to have received this morning from
Love Actually Producer Buys 30th Home In The Bahamas
KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today
Designated Drivers Advised To Steer Clear Of Nan’s Rum Balls
Police have issued a warning to all designated drivers today: Stay away from Nan’s Rum Balls. The warning comes