Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Aunty Bonnie’s Cold Pasta Salad Fails To Get Any Takers At Family Christmas Lunch
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Proving that the holiday cheer doesn’t always instil a sense of generosity, wet blanket Aunt
Palaszczuk Apologises; Reopens Border To Sydney After Remembering She’s Already Won The Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Great Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has been forced to eat humble pavlova today and apologise to
Local Bloke Keeps Mental Tab On Everyone’s Meal To Figure Out If He Can Go Up For Seconds Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As someone who lives almost entirely on microwaved meals, local bloke Anthony Williams is trying to
Emo Gladys Briefly Exits Bedroom To Sneak A Plate Of Potato Bake During Family Christmas
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she angrily listens to LinkedIn Park’s ‘Numb’ on repeat, New South Wales Premier Gladys
Big Shot Uncle Ruins Christmas By Gifting Presents Outside Of Every Other Uncle’s Price Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Much like every other suburban household, Christmas at the Harrisons is often a time of tears,
Scott Morrison’s Holiday Message: “Merry Christmas To All Australians, Except Dan Andrews.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke, Scott Morrison, has delivered his Christmas message to the nation this morning in
Oh Let’s Just Do One Now Says Over-Excited Mum
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Julie Swinden has been on the sauce lately and has decided to let her hair down
Unique New Christmas Movie Tipped To Centre Around Kids Helping Santa To Deliver Presents
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact The cinematic world is abuzz today after news of the impending release of a new
Palaszczuk Closes Border To Antarctica After Chilean Base Cluster Grows To 58
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has slammed Queensland’s border with Antarctica shut today after the spicy
Modern Day Bonnie And Clyde Head To The Quiet Carriage For Very Personal Domestic
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Commuters on the Betoota Hills line were awarded some in house entertainment today courtesy of a
Big Unit Pretends To Consider Exotic Ice-Cream Flavours Before Choosing Mint Choc Chip
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a moderately successful bid to impress his date, Betoota local and confirmed big unit
Nations Blokes Realise They Have Less Than 6 Hours To Buy Presents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Retailers around the country are today enduring the last minute dash of the nation’s deadshits