Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Scotty From Marketing Looking Forward To Mixing Politics And Sport Again This Winter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With January 26th now in his rearview, the head of the Federal Government’s marketing department
Ipswich Man Misses Out On OAM Once Again For Services To Shooting Speed Cameras
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In their latest fuck you to Michael John Coleman, the Order of Australia Council has snubbed
Barnaby Divides Coalition By Refusing To Accept The PM Is Anything But An Eastern Suburbs Boy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today thrown another spanner into the works of what
Isolated Country Made Up Entirely Of Small Towns Somehow Managed Covid Most Effectively
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand has topped the Lowy Institute’s COVID Performance Index, leaving nations such as Vietnam
Is Your Old Man In A Foul Mood? Experts Suggest Buying Him Some Phantom Mags And Pissing Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the new year well underway, the pressures of the holiday season have not yet simmered.
Mate Who Works At A Bank Tasked With Explaining This GameStop Business To Group Chat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bank employee said he’s the sole member of the “💦 Tummy Sticks 2021 💦” group
Anti-Masker Drowns After Trying Out SCUBA Diving
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A first-time diver has drowned during a routine 6m dive yesterday after refusing to wear a
BREAKING: January Is Almost Over And You Haven’t Achieved Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In breaking news this evening, it can be revealed that the first of twelve months in
Shift Worker Contemplates Life Eating Servo Sandwich Alone In Car At 3AM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Another eventless evening drew to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club at 10 pm last
Anthropologists Unable To Identify What Aussie Proud Boys In American Sportswear Are Proud Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was confirmed yesterday in Melbourne’s CBD, the Australian White Supremacy that has masked itself
Clive Palmer Quietly Puts 30 Million Doses Of Hydroxychloroquine On Gumtree
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Frequently-misunderstood mining magnate Clive Palmer has put the 30 million doses of hydroxychloroquine, that he purchased
Rugby Austrlia Welcome Border Closure With New Zealand Ahead Of Super Rugby Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak rugby body has welcomed news that New Zealanders will no longer be