Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Hungover Acting PM Moves Motion In Parliament House To Declare That Blue Is The Best Powerade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: George Christensen is the first LNP member to throw his
Barnaby Celebrates Pay Rise With Mega Meatlovers Pizza And Lava Cake From Dominoes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating
Acting PM: “That Might Do Us For The Day Gentlemen, What Do We Reckon? Mooseheads?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Acting Prime Minister of Australia, Barnaby Joyce MP has decided that that’s enough for
McCormack Says Raving Inner-City Latte Sippers Are To Blame For His Own Party Ousting Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Nationals side of the Coalition government shoehorns Barnaby Joyce into the role of Acting
“Yeah Fucken Oath Mate Labor Supports Coal Jobs In Central Queensland, Too,” Says Albo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was re-installed as party leader after Scott Morrison reportedly warmed to
2 Days Into His 14 Day Quarantine, Scotty Begins Wondering If His Little UK Jaunt Was Worth It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2 days into his 14 day isolation in Canberra, it seems Scott Morrison is being forced
The Deputy Prime Minister Of Australia: “I’m Back, You Cunts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Minutes ago it was confirmed that the Member For New England, Barnaby Joyce has been named
Bloke Who Had Deadly Spicy Cough Just Last Week Somehow Able To Win US Open
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Spanish man who got kissed by the Pangolin just last week has somehow risen from
5am Quest To Keep The Party Going Brought To A Depressing End By Distant Caw Of A Plover Bird
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A wise man once said ‘nothing good ever happens after 2:00 am’ – and the exact
Local Woman Not Sure Crush Is Hot Or If He Just Has Impeccable Hair
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has had to ask herself the one hard question every girl dreads – is
Aussie Screenwriter Has Film Grant Application Rejected For Not Including Incest Or The Outback
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A budding Aussie screenwriter has today had their film grant application knocked back for failing to
Woman’s Hangover Made Worse By Boyfriend Flicking Through TikTok Videos At Max Volume
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT A local woman has found out the hard way today that her boyfriend may be lacking