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Sydney Lockdown Now Boring Enough For High School Classmate’s Baby Photos To Be Interesting

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With NSW lockdown now likely extending well into the third Berijiklian dynasty, many of the state’

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NSW Police Say They’re Going To Shoot At Least One Protester Tomorrow So Come At Own Risk

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Think of it as a lottery,” explained NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. “Whereby the

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Scotty Plays U2 (Feat. Green Day) ‘The Saints Are Coming’ As He Sends Troops To Western Sydney

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT I’M SAVING THE DAY: The binfire that is the Sydney lockdown has escalated dramatically today,

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Real Byron Local Breaks Edge To Get The Jab

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 39-year-old Byron man, who was actually born there to working parents,

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Government Calls On Nation’s Toxic Males To Bully Their Mates Into Getting The AstroZuchinni

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After trying nothing and failing, state and federal governments are asking young toxic men

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Grandpa Kev Slaps On The L Plates And Takes Scotty Down To Showground For A Driving Lesson

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has handed our current PM another valuable lesson today. With Scotty

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Latest NSW Government Modelling Suggests They Have No Fucken Idea What’s Going On

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The latest modelling done by the NSW Government has been leaked this afternoon and

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Sydney Man Who Can’t Taste Or Smell Anything Reckons Trip To Noosa Will Fix Him Right Up

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who calls the nation’s sharps bin home said he’s feeling

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“This Virus Is Harmless” Says Man Recording His Show Live From The Studio He Made Sky Build Him Inside His Rural Mansion

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man who claims this virus is nothing but a mild flu has

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Boys Are On Here

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Thanks to the efforts of Izaac Stubblety-Cook this morning, it can be confirmed that the

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Report: Jeez That Winter Sun’s Welcome

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The late July sun has momentarily fixed everything, as it pierces through leafless suburban trees and

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Patriotic Boomer Has No Choice But To Get The AstroZuchinni After Learning It’s Aussie Made

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fool from our town’s Heights district has decided this week