Shock Horror: Australia's Largest Fuel Chain Doubles Profit Margins In Middle Of Fuel Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The owner of 1800 petty stations across the country have today confirmed that they are doing
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NSW Government Gives The Spicy Cough To Regional Areas In Exchange For Their Jabs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Government has set this horrible plague upon regional areas this
You’re Still The 4th Fastest Bloke Over 800 Metres In The World Pete
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian’s newest king of track, Peter ‘Spag’ Bol has just missed a medal in the
PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300
Local Woman Crosses Off Another Day On The Countdown Until 7+ Gets Well And Truly Uninstalled
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With only 4 more days until Tokyo’s closing ceremony, the locked down residents of Australia
Young People To Be Given Access To Pfizer When The Boomers Say They Actually Want Moderna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has issued some good news today for the nation’s young people,
Brad Hazzard Tackles Language Barriers By Talking Real Slow Like A Boomer Ordering A Pad Thai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Health Minister has today made an extra effort to communicate with the non-English
Woman Who Owns Rescue Dog Manages To Go Through Entire Trip To Park Without Telling Someone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A French Quarter woman has shocked the town this week, with an incredible display of self-
“Albo Sold Us Workers Out!” Says Inner-City Man Who Wants To Be In Opposition For Another 3 Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tertiary-educated leftie from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition
Report: This Fucker Is Talking A Lot For Someone Who Owes Us 300 Bucks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit
“Wait, So Scotty Isn’t Going To Pay Me For My Jab?” Says Bloke Who Already Bought A 42” Kogan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for
Experts Speculate Bruce McAvaney’s Brain Has The Storage Capability Of 100 Terabyte Hard Drive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A group of neuroscientists from the underfunded CSIRO facility in Betoota have released an interesting report
Rohan Browning Debuts New Sleeve Tattoo As Early Negotiations Begin With The NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PUT HIM ON THE STING! Australian sprinter Rohan Browning has been photographed with some new bodily