Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Gladys: “There Will Be No More 11 AM Pressers. Enjoy The Picnics And Go Fuck Yourselves.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the people of her state that her
“Greetings, Fellow Immigrants!” Says Kristina Keneally On Her First Ever Visit To Cabramatta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The days of the Australian Labor Party being dictated by pale, stale and male career bureaucrats
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of
Springboks To Get Fucken Stepped On Sunday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their
Labor Begins Election Campaign By Parachuting A Rich American Into Most Economically Disadvantaged Electorate In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the purveyors of eternal truth, the ABC, the Division of Fowler is the most
Study Finds Singapore’s Lockdown-Compliance Robot Would End Up In The Nearest Body Of Water If Introduced Here
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the Federal Government into future public health compliance has suggested that the
Newcastle Bloke Who Plays Screaming Jets And Rewatches ’97 GF Every Single Night Hardly Noticing Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOW YOU SEE THE REASON WHY NOT EVERYONE’S THE SAME: The statewide NSW lockdown looks
NRL Fan’s Pure Hatred Of Melbourne Storm Highlighted By His Refusal To Say Their Name Properly
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the post Origin lull finally behind us, the blue-collar language that is Rugby League is
Report: This Motherfucker Better Not Drop An RUOK On Us
The man who is solely responsible for a vast majority of the personal anguish faced by Australians has today been
Nightclubs To Remain Closed As Gladys Concedes There Is No Roadmap Out Of This Pandemic Of Entitled Boomers Moving To The Inner City
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has today unveiled her post-Delta recovery roadmap, which outlines the staged and gradual freedoms
Greg Hunt Says Government Would’ve Picked Pfizer If They Hadn’t All Just Bought CSL Shares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt says the government decided to tell Pfizer to go suck eggs
Apprentice Told To Shut Up And Do Some Work After Revealing He’s Never Heard Of Happy Gilmore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local 1st-year carpentry apprentice, Sebastian, has today committed an immortal sin by vocalising the fact that