Mate Who Doesn't Muck Around Orders The Feed And You Can Pay Him Back Later Or Just Hope He Forgets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A widely regarded Betoota Heights bloke has done it again today, it can be confirmed. The
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‘Only Child’ Mate To Spend Entire Boys Trip Sulking That The Good Room Was Taken Before He Arrived
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT That one mate that never had to share toys growing up is in one of his
Record High Fare Evasion In NSW Linked To Rail Service’s Record High Schedule Evasion
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government is today pondering the revelation that its constituents are the biggest fare dodgers
Affordable Women’s Clothing Remains Committed To Neutral Tones Except For This Particular Shade Of Red
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A majority of the nation’s affordable women’s clothing shops have unanimously agreed that only
Canberra Raiders Discreetly Dump 5000 Megalitres Of Lime-Flavoured Milk In Lake Burley Griffin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s capital is today struggling through a rough Monday. The glum mood settling in
Brisbane Mum Refuses To Play Favourites, Loves All Of Her Darling Boys Equally
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an exclusive sit down with The Betoota Advocate, a Brisbane mum has today confirmed that
Thin Haired Woman Stares Daggers At Follically Blessed Boyfriend Who Can Never Be Bothered To Wash His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has long struggled with her impossible to style thin hair has found herself
Oscar Piastri Drives Too Fast Around A Corner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The zippiest young driver to come out of Australia in decades has this weekend had a
Local Girl Has Sensory Meltdown After Boyfriend Drags Her To JB Hi Fi, EB Games, Chemist Warehouse & Culture Kings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor local woman has found herself having a sensory meltdown last weekend, after her boyfriend
Spring In Full Force As Nations Nerds Begin Complaining About Being Sneezy
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The nation has warmly welcomed the annual transition from winter to spring. The new season brings
Gout Gout’s Arrival On National Zeitgeist Complete As Central Queensland Cattleman Rings Neighbour To Talk About Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Teenage sprint sensation Gout Gout has cemented his place in the national zeitgeist after
Most Shallow Person You Know Going To A Coffee Shop Rave This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota’s French Quarter, a rather vacuous mate of mate is
“This Place Hasn’t Been Cool Since 2015” Says Man Who Moved To City In 2014
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who moved to a major global city from his small hometown in 2014, has