ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has told critics today that they’re humourless losers and should join
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again been caught on camera doing something that can cause
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The eastern European nation of Ukraine is today singing Australia’s praises, after our kind offer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s Office has released a statement this morning after Scott Morrison was spotted
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s civil unrest in Betoota’s choreography community this morning, after a pride
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local bachelor has today shown off his flexible and innovative nature, by putting on a
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Although he advocated for the stolen generation to accept Kevin Rudd’s apology, made a baseless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As Australian retailers continue struggling to fully stock their shelves due to spicy cough supply chain
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT On the front foot, gleefully rubbing his sweaty palms together, Prime Minister Scott Morrison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After concluding his final two years of high school in the midst of a global pandemic,
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The coalition is continuing to frighten Aussies with the threat of ‘China,’ by claiming the communist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sign of panicked desperation, the federal government is today continuing with the whole ‘nobody
