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$70m Lethal Aid Package For Ukraine To Include Our Deadliest Weapon: A Drunk Concreter Named Boyd
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As MPs set up crowdfunding pages to support those affected by floods, many residents were left
Scotty’s Angels Also Unable To Take Over As Acting Prime Minister Due To… Ummm… Inexperience
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With Scotty From Marketing at home isolating from the floods and world wars with flu-like
Albo Visits Flood-Affected Areas With Plastic Bags Over His New Fuck Boy Sneakers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has turned heads in Brisbane today as hit the streets with plastic
Frydenberg Also Not Available To Step Up As Acting PM Due To Gruelling Bout Of Tennis Elbow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT They say when the going gets tough, the tough get going. This does not appear to
Dutton Joins Ukraine’s International Defence Battalion To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An interesting morning in Federal politics has taken another bizarre turn, it can be confirmed. Following
Barnaby Chops Pinky Finger Off With Drop Saw To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the world teetering on the brink of all out war and half the eastern seaboard
Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland’s Mud Army taking to the
Local Bloke Gets Out Of Going To Ballet With Missus By Insisting He Doesn’t Want To Support Russia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has managed to get out of expanding his cultural horizons this weekend, by
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for a
Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle enthusiasts in
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up is
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to command a