Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Tasmanians Actually Quite Relieved To Not Have To See Another Fucken Politician For Three Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Federal Elections comes to a close, locals to the southern island confirm they are
Bloke Who Wanted Australians To Drain Super To Buy Homes Now Quite Unprepared For Own Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the
Albanese Makes Himself At Home By Replacing Front Lawn At Kirribilli With Concrete Slab And Marble Lions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony
Queenslander Looks Down His Nose At Those Rednecks In Victoria Who Only Elected 1 Greens MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed his disappointment at the state of the nation today. Speaking to
Election Results: It’s Officially Not His Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world of politics, Scott Morrison has confirmed that it is
Report: How Fucking Embarrassing For All Of You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s ‘traditional media’ heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before,
Report: Well This Is Just Sad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOWEST LOWS: In a last ditch effort to remind Australians just how badly our national security
Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man from Betoota Grove, our town’s version of Mosman, Ascot or Toorak, has
Puffer Jacket Chode Feels Ripped Off After Buying A $5 Democracy Sausage At Under-Funded State School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who’s spent 32 years living in his entrepreneur father’s
Inner-City Liberal Volunteer Receives Final Snide Remark And Eye Roll From Yuppie Teal Couple As Polls Close
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone’s son put on a brave face today as young couple after young
Local Micro-Influencer Posts Photos Of Election Queue To Let Everyone Know She Compulsorily Voted
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Instagram celebrity has let all her followers know that she has voted
Big Unit Gladly Supports School Election Bake Sale By Inhaling Three Of His Old Year 3 Teacher’s Fairy Cakes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big man is enjoying the sweet taste of democracy this morning, stopping