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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
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“Sort Your Life Out!” Says Burnout Dad Who Snorted Gak At An Iron Maiden Concert In Poland In 1994
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father of two has needless harangued his son this morning because he went
White Rapper Appropriates White Rapper
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive win for the hip hop culture, white rappers have officially been around long
Man Celebrates Return Of MasterChef By Jamming Peg In Doorlock Mechanism Of Microwave, Setting It To Auto Defrost, Then Putting His Head In It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has celebrated the return of MasterChef to primetime television this week by
Tasmanians Just Taking The Piss With ‘Easter Tuesday’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the rest of the nation angles to take four days off between long weekends, there’
Aussie Political Reporter Arrives At Work For Another Big Day Of Ignoring NSW Pre-Selection Chaos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local print journalist, Patrick Charleton (55) has today stepped out of the uber, taken one last
Murdoch Newspapers Reports Opposition Leader Abused By BluesFest Crowds Yelling “G’day Albo”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As billionaire Liberal Party donor Gerry Harvey grows nervous that a Labor Government might force him
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year – it has been confirmed.
Report: Nobody Knows Where Nan Gets These Unbranded Eggs That Taste Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent’s house
Underfunded Climate Scientists Assuming Their Life Work Will Surely Get A Mention Soon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After just one week, the 2022 election is already proving to be too much for some
“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog, citing
Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember
Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed