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Scotty Asks Jenny To Clarify If They Could Survive On A Single Minimum Wage Income
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After denying the benefits of a 5.1% wage increase for minimum wage workers, Scotty from
Albo Wonders If He Could Just Pull A ScoMo Today And Fuck Work Off For The Resort Swim-Up Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in the tropics today and it seems, by his own admission,
Ned Kelly Cancelled After Discovery Of Controversial Anti-Police Tweets from 1875
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Australian bushranger Ned Kelly is making headlines for the wrong reasons this week after internet sleuths
Murdoch Newspaper That Openly Defended Cardinal Pell Struggling To Brainwash Moderate Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose up to six of their blue-ribbon seats
Barnaby Tells Kangaroo Swimming In His Damn Pool To Get The Hell Out Before He Calls The Cops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister returned home yesterday to find a kangaroo swimming in his pool, which
Local Man Confirms He Feels Cheated As Latest Sickness Is Way Worse Than The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has been sick for nearly a month and despite dozens of rapid
Grinning Malcolm Turnbull Arrives At Bondi Pre-Polling Booth Dressed Head-To-Toe In Teal Linen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today made waves through Bondi, after his unannounced appearance at
“You Don’t Get How The Economy Works” Says Puffer Jacket Chode Acting Like Minimum Wage Rise Will Cause Society To Collapse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Betoota Grove’s favourite sons has today revealed that all this chat about raising
Blue-Haired Naarm Settler Says She’d Vote For Our First POC Prime Minister If He Says Nup To The Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A once-proud alumnus of the exclusive Lauriston Girls’ School who’s now settled in Melbourne’s
Finding Nemo Trilogy Finishes On A Darker Tone As Dory’s Home Suffers Catastrophic Bleaching Event
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Pixar animation studios have today been met with both praise and scepticism by announcing that the
Mosman Man Was Going To Vote Independent Until PM Restored His Confidence By Obsessing Over Young People’s Genitals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having almost the entire Australian media landscape cheering him on, Scott Morrison continues to get
“Albo Wants Your Labourers To Drive A Ford Ranger Raptor Like You” Scotty Warns Nation’s Builders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the offensive today after Labor leader Anthony Albanese said he