St George Dragons Fans Unimpressed By The Lack Of Pokie Machine In Las Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOTHING ON THE BEXLEY RISSOLE: A Penshurst man has today checked into a famous Nevada casino
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Byron Shaman Claims Diphtheria Outbreak In Northern NSW Is Totally Natural And Normal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Northern Rivers medicineman has claimed this morning that the growing outbreak of diphtheria in the
NSW Solves Strike Crisis By Listing Transport, Health And Education Portfolios On Gumtree
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Leaders of the state of Newcastle, Sydney, and Wollongong (NSW) have today revealed an exciting plan
Institution That Arranges International Travel Documents Also Sells Burner Phones, Waffle Makers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is asking the big questions this morning, trying to work
Former Rep Netballer Standing on Bendy Bus Winces As Rotating Plate Tests Knee Stability
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former goal shooter has been caught off guard this morning, after a routine
Tigers Encouraged To Not Fuck Up Warriors NZ Return By Actually Winning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Warriors fans are excited as their team will play a home game for the first time
Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After historic teacher strikes took place in the people’s republic of Sydney, it has been
American In Darwin Wakes In Fright Thinking He’s Woken Up On Chicago’s Southside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chicago man in Darwin for business has shot bolt-upright in bed this afternoon thinking he’
Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to
Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today, as
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million
Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across
Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne