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Are Any Of You Fucking Cowards Going To Address What Happened In Perth This Week?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s political class don’t appear to have much to talk about this week. This

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Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come to the conclusion, on his own, that a load of

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James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of

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Report: Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ to the

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Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man from our nation’s festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some

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Labor Pledge $1.7B More Than Scotty For Private Schools Because Where Else Do Union Staff Come From

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Labor earmarked $70.2 billion for private schools in Tuesday’s budget, which is roughly $1.

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Yuppie Labor Nerd Finds Self Defending Tax Policies That Punish Poor People Because Scomo Sucks!

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In his first Federal Budget as the Australian Treasurer, Jim Chalmers MP has made one thing

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Local Bloke Says His Rig Is Also Experiencing High Inflation Levels Thanks To This Damn Recession

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has today revealed to The Advocate just how far and wide this financial

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Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia’s saturating conservative

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Netflix Adds Incest Snuff Porn Warning To The Crown In Addition To Fictional Disclaimer

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Streaming juggernaut Netflix has been forced to add a “trigger warning” to the next season of

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Report: Severity Of Flight Turbulence Directly Linked To How Hungover You Are

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Qantas has found that turbulence is far less likely on a flight

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Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that