Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne
Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government’s move to double the superannuation concessional
Stephen King Novel Adapted Into Upcoming Horror Film About The Tuesday After Sydney Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney’s gloomy
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero to the
“What Is The Point Of It All?” Wonders Bloke As He Inspects Yet Another Mouldy $900-A-Week Shithole Under A Flightpath That He Can’t Really Afford
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After his own landlord decided to take part in this nation orgy of greed, a local
“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new
Emerging Affluent Young Couple Splash Out And Buy The Lavender-Scented Garbage Bags
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The sweet scent of lavender has this morning wafted across the nostrils of primary school teacher,
Sydney’s Oxford Street To Host Thousands Of Real Life Cocaine Bears This Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a nice twist of events, it appears that life will imitate art this weekend, as
Micro-Influencer Dying To Upload A Fearless Peace Pose In Front Of The Parade Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s biggest micro-influencers is busy crafting her content plan tonight, as
“This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top” Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace
While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching straight
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds
Opinion: Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT I have a deal with The Betoota Advocate to write one article a month about my