Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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First Roald Dahl, Now These PC-Police Lefties Want To Rewrite 14 Years Worth Of ZOO Magazines
BERNARD BEWMER | Outrage | CONTACT In news that probably won’t surprise anyone, Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being
What Would Be A Wiser Defence Investment? $368B Worth Of Submarines Or $368B Worth Of Prism Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you haven’t been watching the hysterical news coverage, Australia is locked in to build
Working Aussie Families Actually Excited For A Chinese Invasion And Some Decent Housing Policies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Diplomatic and factional tensions are high in Canberra this week, as Albanese faces foreign and internal
Entitled International Student Comes Here And Expects That They Won’t Be Ripped Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking turn of events, an international student has arrived at South Betoota Polytechnic and
Biden Assures Albo That Second-Hand Subs Will Hold Their Value Better Than A 300-Series LandCruiser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden has hosed down concerns that Australians are getting a raw deal with
Marketing Pig Openly Verbalises That He Wants New Toothpaste Ad To ‘Go Viral Like The BLM Black Tile’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most decorated corporate creatives has today briefed six different media agencies on
RBA Put A New Toner Cartridge In Their Money Printer Ahead Of Submarine Invoice Arriving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has revealed that they’ve changed the toner cartridge in
New Housemate Off To Cracking Start After Giving Everyone A Shush At Only 2AM On His First Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sharehouse in Betoota’s Flight Path District is still coming to terms with the unconscionable
Avgeek Wants To Point Out That The Pejorative Term ‘Airbus Albo’ Isn’t Actually Technically Correct Because Some Of The Time, He Actually Flies On A Boeing 737 BBJ Instead Of The New Airbus KC-30A Which Is Actually A Multi-Role Tanker Transport Aircraft S
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local aviation enthusiast has pointed out to The Advocate that the pejorative term ‘Airbus Albo’
Mum Serving Up Noodles On Toast Dreams Of Her Kids Getting To See These Submarines One Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has today taken a moment to confide in The Advocate about some of
Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today spoken to The Betoota Advocate about the good life he’s
Albo Tells AUKUS That There Were No Fancy Nuclear Submarines Where He Grew Up, In Camperdown Public Housing, Where They Only Had Shitty Diesel-Electrics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken a trip across the Pacific Ocean to address the United