Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Peter Malinauskus Presents Collingwood Players With Custom Made Ankle Jewellery For Gather Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today welcomed a large group of interstate tourists to his
Freshly Single Rupert Murdoch Launches Into Fuckboy Era
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact After abruptly calling off his engagement to Lesley Ann Smith with the wedding only months away,
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at the Reserve
Annual Leave Expert Somehow Pulling Off A 28-Day-Weekend From Easter To ANZAC Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A public holiday professional has spoken to The Advocate from the pools of a
Knights Fans Furious After Mining Round Jersey Accidentally Gets The Wind Farm Treatment
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s trouble brewing in the coal port of Newcastle this week, as yet
Pop Relays Full Blown Conspiracy About Joe Biden That Seems To Be Common Knowledge At The Bowlo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American President Joe Biden is actually a communist who frequently meets with both the Chinese and
Report: Dutton Trying On Turnbull’s Leftie Goggles Having Opposite Effect
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told journalists in Canberra today that him trying on an old
Local Woman Excited That Triangles Can Just Be Triangles Again After Dumping Illuminati Enthusiast
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A local woman is rejoicing today after finally thank-you-next-ing her boyfriend of 5 years (6 if
Radical Leftie Disgusted She Finds Herself Sympathising With Fictional Right-Wing Billionaire Elites
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In episode 3 of the their fourth and final season, HBO’s Succession may have just
Streaming Service Recommending Easter Classics, Whatever The Fuck They Are
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Streaming services are getting right into something allegedly called ‘the Easter Spirit’ by recommending some Easter
“Oh No, There’s Still Every Chance You’ll Lose Your Million-Dollar Tent,” Admits RBA Boss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of Betoota Heights have been put on notice by the Reserve Bank boss this
“We Can’t Fix The Housing Crisis Because This Is What We Wanted” Says Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the midst of a national shortage of affordable housing for renters, Australians are wishing there