Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Medical Student Makes It Through Entire Conversation Without Explaining How Long She’s Gonna Be At Uni Haha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today shocked our regional metropolis. The
Vocal Anti-Plastic Campaigner Probably Gonna Stick To The Bottled Water In Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Betoota based anti-plastic campaigner and eco-warrior Sarah Bowler (25) has today conceded that she probably won’
From The Archives: Hawke Concerned For Fraser’s Mental Health After He Went Mad On The Grog And Lost His Pants Somewhere In Memphis
14 October 1986 ROBERT PENFOLD | US Correspondent | Contact Prime Minister Bob Hawke has expressed concern for his political opponent, former
South Australia Makes Tourism Play To Bring 2028 Solar Eclipse To Adelaide
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The interstate battle for local tourist dollars continues to heat up this week, as
Scientists Reveal First Images Of New Omicron Sub-Variant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world enters its third year of battling the spicy cough, scientists have revealed that
Enlightened Young Conservative That Grew Up In This House Feels The Voice Is Tokenistic And Patronising
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After trying his hand at a number of professions, the son of a successful local businessman
Tasmanian Family Living In Caravan Stoked Government Is Dropping Hundreds Of Millions On A Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Tasmanian family has today revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has
Liberal Party’s Existential Crisis Worsens After Dutton’s Re-Election Strategy Gets Leaked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton continues to struggle to gain popular traction with the first Newspoll conducted
Italians Claim Australian Prosecco Is Inferior Because It Doesn’t Contain Any DOT4 Brake Fluid
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The battle between local prosecco producers and their Italian counterparts is heating up again this week
Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are some sorry heads at workplaces across the nation today, after millions of Anzac Day
Mug Punter Disgraces The Memory Of Our Anzacs With Four Fouls In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man is today grappling with the shame he has brought upon his
Opinion: A Definitive List Of Things The Diggers DID NOT Fight For This Anzac Day
HARVEY TWAT |Outrage| Contact Listen up you no good pumpernickel rounds with candied candle wax in your lilly ears, it’