Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
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Bloke Looking Up Synopsis For New Marvel Show Shocked To Discover Samuel L Jackson Is 74
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Ryan Lang has today been shocked to discover how old Samuel L Jackson is,
Elon Musk Launches 2 Billion Dollar Bid To Buy Threads
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Billionaire Elon Musk has today revealed plans to combat that new tech platform going after his
Report: Best Place To Eat In Italy Is Obscure Town Your Mate’s Nonna Is From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a report of shocking convenience, the best place to eat in Italy just happens to
Advice Column | Live Your Best Australian Dream By Becoming A Greedy Money Pig
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia is one of the wealthiest countries on Earth with some of the most
“OK, Mr Taylor. Put Your Kevlar Vest On. Let’s Get You To Headingley Safely” Says Tubby’s New Bodyguard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Cricket Family has traveled to Headingley this week with added security, following the stumping
Local Dad Provides Delightful Encore To Loud Snoring By Violently Hacking Up Phlegm In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this morning delighted the household with an absolutely stunning medley of
Report: Fuck’s Sake Just Turn Every Golf Course Into Apartments And End This Supply Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the Diamantina Housing Institute (DIA) has found that too much urban space
PM: “Fixing Any Problem Facing Australians Right Now Is Political Suicide, So Hopefully It Just Gets Better On Its Own”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has the nation buoyed this morning after sharing some of his trademark frankness
England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today. The cuff link enthusiast
Local Man Resists Primal Urge To Slap The Shit Out Of A Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this week of how hard it is to resist the primal